Movies: Bert Hana
- 2022
Pirates Down the Street II: The Ninjas from Across (2022)
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The pirates feel right at home in Sandborough, but the atmosphere cools right down when the ninjas come to live in the street. After all, pirates and ninjas are sworn enemies! While pirate captain Hector Blunderbuss struggles to get rid of his new n...
- 2010
New Kids Turbo (2010)
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Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore....
- 2022
Stromboli (2022)
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Haunted by memories of her broken marriage and a fight with her daughter, a woman joins an intense self-help retreat when her vacation goes awry....
- 2013
Bros Before Hos (2013)
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Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules s...
- 2016
In My Father's Garden (2016)
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The story of a loving man and father who falls under the influence of an extremely orthodox Protestant sect. He sacrifices everything and everyone to this faith, including his business and the respect of his younger son. However, he never loses the l...
- 2020
Pirates Down the Street (2020)
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When a pirate family's arrival shakes up a coastal town, the kids next door offer to help them blend in and fight a bitter rival....
- 2015
Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba (2015)
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Dummie realizes that he is not as famous as his father, an ancient pharaoh, so he decides to rely more on himself and enters a special contest with the help of his best friend....
- 2004
Picture This! (2004)
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Young Karel buys his first mobile phone, with digital camera, and discovers unexpected possibilities to make his sexual fantasies come true. A slightly absurdistic comedy....
- 2018
Bon Bini Holland 2 (2018)
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Robertico is living in Curacao with Noella Maduro. While he is preparing to ask her to marry him, something happens to Ken Maduro, Noella's dad. Things go wrong, and Noelle tells Robertico she wants a time-out and flies to her dad in The Netherlands....
- 2013
97% (2013)
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A man tries to track down a potential love interest on a crowded train using a smartphone app....
- 2020
Jackie & Oopjen (2020)
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12-year-old Jackie has made Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum, where her mom works, her second home. While wandering around after hours, Oopjen from Rembrandt's famous painting suddenly comes to life. It seems she is looking for her long lost sister. Jackie is...
- 2017
The Cache (2017)
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Highly intelligent hacker Lillian joins a cybersecurity company in order to gain access to the bank where her father used to work. She discovers nothing is what it seems and it turns out she isn’t the only one pretending to be someone else. But where...
- 2010
Sugar (2010)
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Bert's scantily dressed neighbour downstairs, Klaasje, comes by to borrow a cup of sugar, the old clichéd situation with a quite possibly sexual outcome. When she lets the cup slip from her hands and they both try to catch it, destiny strikes....
- 2020
Before Bedtime (2020)
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Before bedtime is the worst time of the day for Duco, a 12-year-old boy. Only one way seems to remain to permanently put an end to this....
- 2003
Irmgards Delight (2003)
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Han van Vloten, a shy boy, has a big problem in the gym room of the school. He must get over that buck in front of him. And there's yet another obstacle right behind that: a basketball net. Who misses the net, gets to clean up. Van Vloten fails miser...
- 2022
The Camp (2022)
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Thirty-year-old Robin leaves the city to go to a logging camp for a few days. But is it a logging camp or a men's camp? Robin is seen as an intruder, and after the earlier confusion and outrage, cannot escape strong examples of mansplaining, bullying...
- 2014
Anything Goes (2014)
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Eleven-year-old Tygo has recently moved to Amsterdam and is having some difficulty being accepted by his peers. But things change when, during a class presentation about the carnival in his hometown, he shares a story that forces his classmates to re...
- 2021
Wall #4 (2021)
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When a cinema audience starts mocking the film they're watching, the events in the theater take an unexpected turn....
- 2011
A Curious Conjunction of Coincidences (2011)
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Three completely unconnected incidents lead to a explosive climax in the heart of the city of Amsterdam....
- 2022
Kun Je Wisselen? (2022)
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When Owen's girlfriend asks him for a "roze koek" (a Dutch pastry, "pink cake"), a quest follows past guards at the candy machine, at the changing rooms and even at the toilets... Then Owen discovers that school principal has sold the school to an or...