Movies: Bert Hana

  • 2022
    Pirates Down the Street II: The Ninjas from Across

    Pirates Down the Street II: The Ninjas from Across (2022)

    Pirates Down the Street II: The Ninjas from Across

    6.52022HD

    The pirates feel right at home in Sandborough, but the atmosphere cools right down when the ninjas come to live in the street. After all, pirates and ninjas are sworn enemies! While pirate captain Hector Blunderbuss struggles to get rid of his new n...

    Pirates Down the Street II: The Ninjas from Across
  • 2010
    New Kids Turbo

    New Kids Turbo (2010)

    New Kids Turbo

    6.42010HD

    Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore....

    New Kids Turbo
  • 2022
    Stromboli

    Stromboli (2022)

    Stromboli

    5.42022HD

    Haunted by memories of her broken marriage and a fight with her daughter, a woman joins an intense self-help retreat when her vacation goes awry....

    Stromboli
  • 2013
    Bros Before Hos

    Bros Before Hos (2013)

    Bros Before Hos

    6.22013HD

    Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules s...

    Bros Before Hos
  • 2016
    In My Father's Garden

    In My Father's Garden (2016)

    In My Father's Garden

    6.32016HD

    The story of a loving man and father who falls under the influence of an extremely orthodox Protestant sect. He sacrifices everything and everyone to this faith, including his business and the respect of his younger son. However, he never loses the l...

    In My Father's Garden
  • 2020
    Pirates Down the Street

    Pirates Down the Street (2020)

    Pirates Down the Street

    5.72020HD

    When a pirate family's arrival shakes up a coastal town, the kids next door offer to help them blend in and fight a bitter rival....

    Pirates Down the Street
  • 2015
    Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba

    Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba (2015)

    Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba

    5.42015HD

    Dummie realizes that he is not as famous as his father, an ancient pharaoh, so he decides to rely more on himself and enters a special contest with the help of his best friend....

    Dummie the Mummy and the Sphinx of Shakaba
  • 2004
    Picture This!

    Picture This! (2004)

    Picture This!

    42004HD

    Young Karel buys his first mobile phone, with digital camera, and discovers unexpected possibilities to make his sexual fantasies come true. A slightly absurdistic comedy....

    Picture This!
  • 2018
    Bon Bini Holland 2

    Bon Bini Holland 2 (2018)

    Bon Bini Holland 2

    6.22018HD

    Robertico is living in Curacao with Noella Maduro. While he is preparing to ask her to marry him, something happens to Ken Maduro, Noella's dad. Things go wrong, and Noelle tells Robertico she wants a time-out and flies to her dad in The Netherlands....

    Bon Bini Holland 2
  • 2013
    97%

    97% (2013)

    97%

    7.12013HD

    A man tries to track down a potential love interest on a crowded train using a smartphone app....

    97%
  • 2020
    Jackie & Oopjen

    Jackie & Oopjen (2020)

    Jackie & Oopjen

    62020HD

    12-year-old Jackie has made Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum, where her mom works, her second home. While wandering around after hours, Oopjen from Rembrandt's famous painting suddenly comes to life. It seems she is looking for her long lost sister. Jackie is...

    Jackie & Oopjen
  • 2017
    The Cache

    The Cache (2017)

    The Cache

    5.52017HD

    Highly intelligent hacker Lillian joins a cybersecurity company in order to gain access to the bank where her father used to work. She discovers nothing is what it seems and it turns out she isn’t the only one pretending to be someone else. But where...

    The Cache
  • 2010
    Sugar

    Sugar (2010)

    Sugar

    5.92010HD

    Bert's scantily dressed neighbour downstairs, Klaasje, comes by to borrow a cup of sugar, the old clichéd situation with a quite possibly sexual outcome. When she lets the cup slip from her hands and they both try to catch it, destiny strikes....

    Sugar
  • 2020
    Before Bedtime

    Before Bedtime (2020)

    Before Bedtime

    02020HD

    Before bedtime is the worst time of the day for Duco, a 12-year-old boy. Only one way seems to remain to permanently put an end to this....

    Before Bedtime
  • 2003
    Irmgards Delight

    Irmgards Delight (2003)

    Irmgards Delight

    22003HD

    Han van Vloten, a shy boy, has a big problem in the gym room of the school. He must get over that buck in front of him. And there's yet another obstacle right behind that: a basketball net. Who misses the net, gets to clean up. Van Vloten fails miser...

    Irmgards Delight
  • 2022
    The Camp

    The Camp (2022)

    The Camp

    02022HD

    Thirty-year-old Robin leaves the city to go to a logging camp for a few days. But is it a logging camp or a men's camp? Robin is seen as an intruder, and after the earlier confusion and outrage, cannot escape strong examples of mansplaining, bullying...

    The Camp
  • 2014
    Anything Goes

    Anything Goes (2014)

    Anything Goes

    82014HD

    Eleven-year-old Tygo has recently moved to Amsterdam and is having some difficulty being accepted by his peers. But things change when, during a class presentation about the carnival in his hometown, he shares a story that forces his classmates to re...

    Anything Goes
  • 2021
    Wall #4

    Wall #4 (2021)

    Wall #4

    7.32021HD

    When a cinema audience starts mocking the film they're watching, the events in the theater take an unexpected turn....

    Wall #4
  • 2011
    A Curious Conjunction of Coincidences

    A Curious Conjunction of Coincidences (2011)

    A Curious Conjunction of Coincidences

    62011HD

    Three completely unconnected incidents lead to a explosive climax in the heart of the city of Amsterdam....

    A Curious Conjunction of Coincidences
  • 2022
    Kun Je Wisselen?

    Kun Je Wisselen? (2022)

    Kun Je Wisselen?

    02022HD

    When Owen's girlfriend asks him for a "roze koek" (a Dutch pastry, "pink cake"), a quest follows past guards at the candy machine, at the changing rooms and even at the toilets... Then Owen discovers that school principal has sold the school to an or...

    Kun Je Wisselen?