Movies: Joanna Shelmidine

  • 2007
    Rocket Science

    Rocket Science (2007)

    Rocket Science

    6.22007HD

    Hal is a 15-year-old high-school student with a minor yet socially alienating (and painful) disability: he stutters uncontrollably. Determined to work through the problem, Hal opts for an extreme route – he joins the school debating team, which sends...

    Rocket Science
  • 2009
    According to Greta

    According to Greta (2009)

    According to Greta

    6.12009HD

    Dumped on her grandparents for the summer by her indifferent mother, acerbic and self-destructive teenager Greta disrupts the elderly couple's staid life on the Jersey Shore. Eventually, a romance helps Greta face down her demons....

    According to Greta
  • 2001
    Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature

    Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature (2001)

    Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature

    5.82001HD

    Two carnies (Sewell and Gugino) abduct a mermaid in Ireland, circa 1900, and decide to transport her to America. As their ship loses its way and heads towards the mythical Forbidden Islands, the mermaid begins to display its deadly side....

    Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature
  • 2000
    Psycho Beach Party

    Psycho Beach Party (2000)

    Psycho Beach Party

    5.72000HD

    Chicklet is a sixteen-year old tomboy who's desperate to be part of the in-crowd of Malibu beach surfers. She's the typical American girl - except for one little problem: her personality is split into more slices than a pepperoni pizza....

    Psycho Beach Party
  • 1997
    Dark Planet

    Dark Planet (1997)

    Dark Planet

    3.91997HD

    Two sides, one known as the Alphas and the other the Rebels, struggle in a brutal war on Earth and in outer space. When a habitable planet is discovered in orbit around a star that is on the far side of a dangerous wormhole, the two sides mysteriousl...

    Dark Planet
  • 1999
    The Omega Code

    The Omega Code (1999)

    The Omega Code

    4.71999HD

    In this thriller, an ancient prophecy is about to be fulfilled as a secret code brings the world to the edge of apocalypse....

    The Omega Code
  • 2006
    Strangers with Candy

    Strangers with Candy (2006)

    Strangers with Candy

    5.62006HD

    A prequel to the critically acclaimed series featuring Jerri Blank, a 46 year old ex-junkie, ex-con who returns to high school in a bid to start her life over....

    Strangers with Candy
  • 1996
    Timelock

    Timelock (1996)

    Timelock

    3.61996HD

    In the 23rd century, a penal colony in a distant galaxy falls into anarchy when an inmate loads a virus into the computer system. While cryonic suspension was used to control the most dangerous criminals there, with the computers down these deadly me...

    Timelock
  • 2000
    Starforce

    Starforce (2000)

    Starforce

    22000HD

    A warrior and a beautiful ex-convict are left to fight the galaxy's most fearsome commandos in an alien wasteland....

    Starforce
  • 1997
    The Apocalypse

    The Apocalypse (1997)

    The Apocalypse

    3.41997HD

    A salvage pilot and a bartender go up against a crazed computer programmer and the head of a criminal gang who have equipped a spaceship with nuclear warheads and plan to crash it into Earth....

    The Apocalypse
  • 2000
    The Darkling

    The Darkling (2000)

    The Darkling

    4.82000HD

    When mechanic Jeff Obold meets the wealthy and mysterious Bruno Rubin, he is exposed for the first time to the finer things in life. But Jeff soon discovers the source of Rubin's power: a caged creature called a "Darkling," which possesses the power ...

    The Darkling
  • 2009
    Made for Each Other

    Made for Each Other (2009)

    Made for Each Other

    4.22009HD

    After three months in a sexless marriage, a man cheats on his wife and tries to justify his actions by tricking her into infidelity....

    Made for Each Other
  • 2000
    The Perfect Nanny

    The Perfect Nanny (2000)

    The Perfect Nanny

    6.92000HD

    Upon her release from a mental institution where she was recovering from a suicide attempt, Andrea McBride applies for the position of nanny for a handsome, wealthy surgeon, Dr. James Lewis, a widower with two children. Another applicant is hired, bu...

    The Perfect Nanny
  • 2009
    Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet

    Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet (2009)

    Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet

    4.62009HD

    Local teens have long commemorated the death of 'Mary Hatchet' - a girl who took an ax and killed her family in the 1970s - with the aptly named Blood Night. But things never got truly bloody until Mary's ghost decided to make an appearance. Dead bod...

    Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet
  • 1994
    Storybook

    Storybook (1994)

    Storybook

    4.11994HD

    A young boy and his dog discover a magical story book and enter the enchanted Storyland, ruled by wicked Queen Evilia. They'll need a little help from his literary friends to get back to the real world....

    Storybook
  • 2003
    Frozen Impact

    Frozen Impact (2003)

    Frozen Impact

    5.92003HD

    A plane, carrying the liver destined for a child's transplant, crashes in a hailstorm....

    Frozen Impact
  • 2005
    Officer Down

    Officer Down (2005)

    Officer Down

    62005HD

    A policewoman unwittingly puts her family in danger when she uncovers corruption in her department....

    Officer Down
  • 2002
    Trapped: Buried Alive

    Trapped: Buried Alive (2002)

    Trapped: Buried Alive

    4.72002HD

    The management of a ski resort blatantly ignores a local expert's warning that a mass of snow has build up which is just waiting to come down the ski slopes in a terrible avalanche. Instead of clearing the endangered area, skiers are allowed to remai...

    Trapped: Buried Alive
  • 2010
    Death and Cremation

    Death and Cremation (2010)

    Death and Cremation

    5.32010HD

    In a typical American suburb filled with middle class morals, a lonely 59-year-old, Stan, contributes to society by offering cremation services from his basement. In fact, Stan murders neighbors he perceives to be social bullies. Jarod, a fatherless ...

    Death and Cremation
  • 1995
    Cell Block Sisters: Banished Behind Bars

    Cell Block Sisters: Banished Behind Bars (1995)

    Cell Block Sisters: Banished Behind Bars

    5.51995HD

    Sam Connor kidnaps his young daughters, April and May, sells them to strangers, and accidentally kills his wife when she attempts to intervene. Sixteen years later, April is an out of control outlaw who has come into a life of drugs and crime, while ...

    Cell Block Sisters: Banished Behind Bars