Movies: Thomas Getsey

Third-grader Austin Snetsky is tasked give a late-birthday present to his classmate Egbert. This simple decision will affect him for years on end in ways he could never have imagined....

A weary hitman— who must bash his own head with a hammer in order to enter a murderous state of parasomnia— is promised freedom from self-mutilation upon the completion of one last hit job....

Ricky Pherwinnikins is a young director who believes that his most recent film Punxsutawney Phil's Last Stand is going to be announced as the secret 11th Best Picture nominee during tonight's Oscar ceremony....

Abraham Lincoln died in 1865, Archduke Franz Ferdinand died in 1914, JFK died in 1963 - All 49 years apart. This is the story of the time-traveling Bullet who killed them....

A needy young man confronts years of parental manipulation when he discovers that his father has gotten plastic surgery to look exactly like him....

A married couple of photographers in the late 1800s ascend the Andes Mountains in search of an elusive planetary phenomenon, only to find their equipment and ties to one another are vanishing from existence....

On the day ZZ Baxter plans to end his life, he crosses paths with a deranged man named Dugnut Johnson on his way to work. When ZZ snatches a folder from Dugnut that has his name on it, they realize they might mean more to another than what they first...

A cargo-ship-piloting alien is on his usual livestock abduction route when an angry farmer sneaks aboard the ship disguised as a cow, with a burning desire for vengeance....

A troublesome young fellow named Gilgamarsh develops strangely goblin-esque behaviors due to the unexpected fusion of trashy music and shredded cheese. Will his roommates, Frompkin and Monarcus, be able to save Gilgamarsh from himself?...